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Magikarp Master
  • Member for 4 years, 10 months
  • Last seen more than 4 years ago
  • In a dark lonely corner of the tavern, brooding as I sip my Diva Daiquri
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By day I have pretend arguments with my enemies in my head. I never lose.

By night, I dance my troubles away and sing for my supper.

I like finding men's watches that fit my tiny tiny wrists, and making my own furniture.

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