===[ MODE:
Live animal that can stand up on two legs and emulate human speech.

Defective autistic version.

===[ PASSIONS:

• Pseudometrics (spaces with negative distance -- like the universe)
• SR. I'm too stupid for GR.
• Null hypersurfaces (mainly, the photon, the null cone, and event horizons). They have extent in space but not time.

===[ VULCAN-LEVEL INTEGRITY — THERMIAN-LEVEL AUTISM:

Social retardation and AvPD (psychotic-level shyness) render me (literally) unable to look at people or talk above a mumble/whisper. I CANT READ YOUR INTENTIONS OR EMOTIONS.

If I seem abrupt or rude, it's actually cancer of the honesty, which I identify as science. I'm excessively direct; I literally can't help it. I'm not like this on purpose. Autistic people try hard to emulate the normals, to care about boring stuff and mimic your impassioned, irrational behavior; but we can't do it very well. We come off looking goofy, and so we just don't interact at all.

Valedictorian of Computer Sci dept (just 1 semester). Masters in digital security and forensics. Awards at nuc engineering company (neutron embrittlement / skyshine / gamma spectroscopy).

===[ CURRENT EMPLOYMENT:

Horrible unspeakable social interface disasters leave me a burned-up, burned-out, burned-down failure doing "sex work" for a group house of intelligent slackers in exch for room & food. (Example: Intelligent = college professor. Slacker = I have to correct his students' papers).

It's usually not much more disgusting than working in the dining hall.

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